What are you doing to help the war on terror?

I work in local government in the north of Ireland, were on high terror alert. In the canteen i noticed what i presumed to be a female in full Arabic dress but with a back pack! anyway i followed her to the toilets and secreted myself in the cleaners lock up carefully unscrewing the screws that held the lock in place so i could slip it out without being noticed for a peek. 3 days solid i followed her and hid myself. Yesterday (Friday) i snuck out and had a look under her cubicle, her pants were filthy, skid marks that a rally driver would be proud of then she dropped her back pack, a cheap alarm clock fell from it, the alarm was set for 4:55 Monday afternoon. Obviously i can't condemn her without proof so i shall be secreting myself in the ladies toilets as my civic duty dictates against the war on terror. So what are you doing in the war against terror?